Characters: Phi

Art by snail-legs, 20XX

A 4-panel comic. Hand-lettered, with questionable balloon placement. Each panel is copy-pasted, with the expressions of the characters redrawn differently each time
transcript

PANEL 1: A tired-looking snail-legs sits at his desk drawing, a bloody tissue stuffed up his nose.

PANEL 2: Phi pops in, looking concerned.

PHI
uh...

SNAIL
what?

PANEL 3: Snail closes his eyes, sighing.

SNAIL
ahhh. summer nose-bleed.

PHI
oh.

PANEL 4: Snail looks defeated. Phi looks away.

SNAIL
why me?

PHI
good question.