Art by snail-legs, March 2024
transcript
PANEL 1: Facet is teaching the kids minecraft, looking a little tired as they explain the basics of the game.
FACET
Now kids, the first rule of minecraft is not to dig straight down.
PANEL 2: Phi is already in a little 1x1 hole, having presumably started digging straight down upon spawning into the world.
PHI
why?
PANEL 3: Facet startles, moving forward as if to try and intervene. Quinn is crying uncontrollably.
FACET
You'll fall straight into lava and die if you do that!
QUINN
Die!?!?
Phi come back!!!
PANEL 4: A game over screen. Apparently this was a hardcore world or something, because we get a death message and the respawn button is greyed out in favour of a spectate button.
DEATH MESSAGE
Phi was {fatally lost} to lava... :(